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Season 5

"That's Hot" in Cantonese

“That’s Hot” in Cantonese

Johnny: Oh, look at David. Smart enough to get that joke, but not smart enough to stop wearing sweaters in the middle of summer. S5:E12 “The Roast | “Timestamp: 20:41 Alexis: Burn, David! S5:E12 “The Roast | “Timestamp: 20:48 David: Okay, here’s why that joke didn’t work. S5:E12 “The Roast Read more…

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Original Pussycat Doll

Twyla: This is so exciting! I’ve never been in a musical before. Although I did have a cousin who was in Riverdance until she got trampled. S5:E9 “The M.V.P.” | Timestamp: 3:31 Alexis: Yeah, um, I was one of the original Pussycat Dolls, but it only lasted like, two weeks Read more…

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Pizza Delivery for Jared Leto

Alexis: Okay, my turn. [clears throat] Hmm, never have I ever pretended to be a pizza delivery person so I could get into Jared Leto‘s Halloween party. S5:E5 “Housewarming” | Timestamp: 8:49 David: You’re a bitch. S5:E5 “Housewarming” | Timestamp: 9:00 Twyla: My mom was engaged to two pizza deliver Read more…

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Escaping the Yakuza

Alexis: Look at you all dressed up, Mr. Sporty Spice. S5:E2 “Love Letters” | Timestamp: 5:36 Ted: Uh, yeah, I’m dressed for the run that we’re supposed to be going on, but I don’t think you can run in those. S5:E2 “Love Letters” | Timestamp: 5:39 Alexis: Tell that to Read more…

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