Based on six seasons of casually dropped stories, we’ve mapped every place Alexis Rose has mentioned visiting, being kidnapped in, dating someone from, or causing an international incident. Some destinations are confirmed by name — others are strongly implied by a person, event, or very specific anecdote. Knowing Alexis, there are probably a dozen more she forgot to mention. Hover over any dot for details, or scroll down for the full dossier with links to every story.
The Full Dossier
Based on Alexis’s casually dropped stories throughout six seasons of Schitt’s Creek, here’s everything we could piece together about her pre-Schitt’s Creek globe-trotting adventures.
🌍 Africa
South Africa — Johannesburg specifically. Somalia — as in, taken hostage by Somali pirates on a yacht. Uganda — details unclear, but it came up.
🌏 East & Southeast Asia
Japan (Tokyo — yakuza situation), South Korea (Seoul — secret police), China (Guangzhou — edible nail polish), Hong Kong (“that’s hot” in Cantonese), Thailand (Bangkok — drug lord), Laos/Vietnam (suitcase incident at the border).
🌍 Europe
England (London — she’s met royalty, and dated Prince Harry, casually), Poland (Kraków — Christmas cookies).
🌏 South Asia & Middle East
India (Mumbai vibes), Saudi Arabia — she dated both a prince and a sultan’s nephew.
🌎 International At Large
Some stories don’t pin to one map dot — they span borders, defy geography, or are just impressively vague.