S5:E12
“Johnny: Oh, look at David. Smart enough to get that joke, but not smart enough to stop wearing sweaters in the middle of summer.”
S2:E8
“Alexis: It's just a check point, okay? I've been through tons of these in Johannesburg, um it's like a drive-through except everybody has a gun.”
S2:E1
“David: Okay, nobody freaked out when Alexis went missing.”
S2:E1
“Alexis: Oh, my God, ever since David left, you two have been so dramatic. Do I have to remind you of the time that I was taken hostage on David Ge...”
S1:E4
“Alexis: "Okay, my turn. My turn, my turn. Um... Okay. My eyes are brown. I am basically sample-size, and one time I escaped from a Thai drug lo...”