Schitt’s Creek | S5:E12 “The Roast”

Johnny: Oh, look at David. Smart enough to get that joke, but not smart enough to stop wearing sweaters in the middle of summer.

S5:E12 “The Roast | “Timestamp: 20:41

Alexis: Burn, David!

S5:E12 “The Roast | “Timestamp: 20:48
Schitt’s Creek | S5:E12 “The Roast”

David: Okay, here’s why that joke didn’t work.

S5:E12 “The Roast | “Timestamp: 20:50

Moira: And look at you, John. A worthy competitor emerges. Something the good people at Blockbuster never said about Rose Video. Ha! Ha!

S5:E12 “The Roast | “Timestamp: 20:51
Schitt’s Creek | S5:E12 “The Roast”

Alexis: That was low, like David’s standards.

S5:E12 “The Roast | “Timestamp: 21:01

Johnny: [Laughs]

S5:E12 “The Roast | “Timestamp: 21:03

David: Or the placement of Alexis’s back tattoo.

S5:E12 “The Roast | “Timestamp: 21:05
Schitt’s Creek | S5:E12 “The Roast”

Johnny: Alexis has a back tattoo?

S5:E12 “The Roast | “Timestamp: 21:08

Moira: Alexis, what have you done to yourself?

S5:E12 “The Roast | “Timestamp: 21:10

David: It says “That’s hot” in Cantonese.

Got it in Hong Kong.

S5:E12 “The Roast | “Timestamp: 21:13

Alexis: Ugh!

I was 12 years old!

S5:E12 “The Roast | “Timestamp: 21:17
Schitt’s Creek | S5:E12 “The Roast”

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